Byrddogged
Have you ever Byrddogged your best Buddy or Girlfreind? This site is For Entertainment Purposes only . Not some BS that some freek, Dreams Would happen to them .So anything that Byrddog.com Does not want on their site will deleted or Edited . IF it is deleted and you want to still show Every one how Cool your story is leave a valid Email , We can send you whatever crap You wrote so that you can print it out and put it on your refrigerator. Big T
Name
what happend to my site lol
Severity
Where
What Happend
Would You do it again?
Was it Funny as Hell
Name
The One
Severity
Where
What Happend
Man, I love partying!
Would You do it again?
soon
Was it Funny as Hell
Name
JAMES BUFFETT
Severity
Where
HELL
What Happend
BUFFETT SATURDAY THE 27TH IN PHILADELPHIA. COME HAVE A GLASS OF PARROT JUICE. IT'LL RUFFLE YOUR FEATHERS!
Would You do it again?
EVERY YEAR
Was it Funny as Hell
THIS IS GONNA WAS GREAT
Name
anti tj
Severity
IDIOT
Where
ob3
What Happend
TJ isnt even allowed back to his own house in ob3 right now because he's such an IDIOT
Would You do it again?
Was it Funny as Hell
Name
anti dj
Severity
Where
ob3
What Happend
I would like to start up a gang, I will be holding auditions tomorrow. The sole purpose of the gang is to keep that guy DJ out of ocean beach. We are not sure what is wrong with that gay bastard but i dont like it. plase join today and help save our beach from this "baby dicked monster".
Would You do it again?
Was it Funny as Hell
Name
Saucy
Severity
Code Red
Where
WaBlah
What Happend
tj: hey um dj looks like you got sauce on your face
dj: how ?
tj: meatball sandwich
dj: shit !
tj: you got sauce on your shoe
dj: shit !
tj: you got sauce on your neck
dj: shit !
tj: you got sauce on your boxers
dj: shit
tj: you got sauce on your shirt
dj: shit!
tj: um dj you have sauce on your ass
dj: how did i do that
tj: I have absolutly no clue
graves: YOU FUCKIN IDIOT!
Would You do it again?
yes
Was it Funny as Hell
yes
Name
Severity
Where
What Happend
Would You do it again?
Was it Funny as Hell
Name
Pirate
Severity
100 proof
Where
Sleaside
What Happend
10. Puking
9. Sleeping in Hallways
8. Beer funnels
7. tryin to hook up with 2 girls that know each other
6. shit pis fuck shit- Cops
5. Damn Lindsay Bitch and her loud mouth friend -Raw
4. More puking
3. Nut Kicking
2. Lots of Alcohol
2b. SurfClub
1. Viva La Jersey SHore

Byrddog .Com = Bunch of sik dudes , Doin sik shit @ the Jersey Shore
Would You do it again?
Its how I live my Life
Was it Funny as Hell
Redic
Name
Severity
Where
What Happend
KYLE KISSES BOYS
Would You do it again?
Was it Funny as Hell
Name
NO NAME
Severity
69
Where
NO WHERE
What Happend
WHAT HAPPEN TO THIS WEBSITE...IT USED TO BE A PLACE WHERE SICK MEN WOULD GO TO TALK SHIT ABOUT OTHER SICK MEN. R.I.P WWW.BYRDDOG.COM
Would You do it again?
NO
Was it Funny as Hell
NO
Name
the doctor
Severity
Where
Feathers
What Happend
with great regret i am very sad to announce that our dear friend rosewood has passed away. on thurdays night at 10:30 rose's body was found in the bathroom of his favorite bar, Feathers. doctors suspect that he was finger blasted to death. thankfully the 16 men who commited this crime were caught. one the men arrested was rosewood long time boyfriend, Raul. our thoughts and prays go out that slobs family. hopefully rose is in hell now sucking on satan's dick. "bling bling"
Would You do it again?
probably
Was it Funny as Hell
no he is dead
Name
Brigette
Severity
Sassy
Where
Utah
What Happend
i should send you a copy of the in store surveilance from the night you two were here. i have to admit, i had alot of fun, in the video however i look terrified.
on the other hand you two look completely comfortable and not out of place at all. what a blast im glad i have that or im sure no one would ever believe how easy it was for me to get two incredibly hot guys to disrobe and run around acting crazy. i was wondering if you made it home with your boots? let me know. thank you for so much fun and i look forward to the day when together we can create more beautiful debauchery.
ciao
brig
Would You do it again?
YEs
Was it Funny as Hell
And Sexy
Name
BYrd Master
Severity
Homeland Security
Where
MY web site
What Happend
I got hacked by some Turkish fag lol ill Kick his fuckin ass . AMERICA FUCK YEAH .this kid couldnt get a chick if we dropped em like bombs on his small Turkish dick , Look what this ass hole wrote http://www.byrddog.com/news.html
Would You do it again?
FUCK YEAH
Was it Funny as Hell
YEAH AMERICA RULES
Name
SOB DIDDY
Severity
9.5 on the richter
Where
THIS SIDE OF THE MASON DIXON
What Happend
TODAY IS SOUTH'S BIRTHDAY, SO EVERYONE MAKE SURE YOU KEEP YOUR LOVED ONES OFF THE ROAD BECAUSE THERE IS GONNA BE A MANIAC ON THE LOOSE. HE IS ABOUT 5'10, BALDING, AND WILL HAVE BABY POWDER ALL OVER HIS FACE. IF YOU SEE THIS MAN USE CAUTION HE IS ARM AND DANGEROUS.
Would You do it again?
YEAH NEXT YEAR
Was it Funny as Hell
Name
tim
Severity
exremely fucked up
Where
on the floor of room 307
What Happend
fucked my buddy kyle's girlfriend while he was passed out snoring
Would You do it again?
i did do it again and again
Was it Funny as Hell
havent stopped laughing
Name
Hanna fuckin Lumpkin
Severity
Where
What Happend
rosewood, where have you been all my life? PLease dont tell me that all this time you really did love the cock. Holler back OBIII-ers Im in school in Tampa but nothing beats ob3
Would You do it again?
Was it Funny as Hell
Name
Choncy
Severity
Classic
Where
Behind a shore cottage
What Happend
Long story short i called some girl a cunt , hooked up with her freind ,got bitched slapped, next day wrote some bullshit appology letter about how i really liked her ,. got her to make up with me .. got her drunk . Weasled my way in to giving her a pearl necklace LOL how ever that works, wich was pretty smooth may i add , didnt offer to clean up the mess , and Never talked to her again , until a few weeks later My freinds and i went to there dirtbag house up in the hills , and i pissed in the girls shower .. Ahh sweet bliss
Would You do it again?
FUK yeah like its my job
Was it Funny as Hell
America FUCK YEAH
Name
SOB
Severity
gey
Where
saturday night/ sunday morning
What Happend
please help me, i really need to find new friends.

Powder- drank about 15 beers and ate 10 cherry bombs knowing that he cant handle drinking that much. Outcome, threw up and passed out in car for a couple of hours
Craig South- ditched powder and i only to return 8 1/2 hours later, gave himself blastic surgery all night long, got a flat tire and he drove around on it for about 45 minutes.
KOB- who the hell knows what happened to that guy. last seen wasted at 49 grove leaving with a woman or man that looked exactly like Hedi Fleiss.
Little Nicky- What can you say about little nicky that hasnt already been said about charlie sheen, nick lost a $60,000 car due to the fact that he was in surgery all night as well, with Dr. craig.
Troy "the black guy"- i meet troy while waiting for a bus back to oradell. he then asked me to go to the store with him but when we got there i guess he didnt want to pay for those steel reserves. tried punching out the clerk and running out the store. last seen, sucking off some dude who calls himself "the doctor".
Would You do it again?
never
Was it Funny as Hell
Name
take a poll up you butt
Severity
8 inches
Where
internet
What Happend
i just saw a online poll and byrddog.com was voted the geyest website on the internet. you must be wondering what website came in 2nd? something called rosewood-24/7.com. GEY!
Would You do it again?
Was it Funny as Hell
kinda gey
Name
Hootie
Severity
9er
Where
my mouth
What Happend
Sean finally got his laptop and will no longer be pestering this site with madness. ps i blew a kiss at some kid that loved the cock .. drove him crazy .. really hot
Would You do it again?
yes
Was it Funny as Hell
oh yeah
Name
Daniel M. Boyce III
Severity
long
Where
below the belt
What Happend
whoever lappy is needs to get his facts straight i dont love the cock, i hate the cock but i have an addiction to it. i cant help it sorry
Would You do it again?
Was it Funny as Hell
Name
Lappy
Severity
Where
My house
What Happend
Its right here in my room , waiting for your brother to meet up with me in the city or nect time i Hit up the shore.
Ps rosewood loves the cock
Would You do it again?
Was it Funny as Hell
Name
sob
Severity
Where
What Happend
tj i know you are not in cali where the hell is my laptop
Would You do it again?
Was it Funny as Hell
Name
South
Severity
Where
What Happend
In regards to purple nurple's frist statement, many girls who hook up with guys from this site are most definetly on crack, and I have seen them in action. It is a wonderful site to see my friends.
Would You do it again?
all the time
Was it Funny as Hell
always is
Name
Purple nurple
Severity
8
Where
In my ass
What Happend
Try this next time after you hook up with a girl
1.Go Hook up with the ladie , if shes with any one who goes to this site shes probly on crack.
2.Tell all your buddies you finger banged her.
3.Insist that your hand still smells like vagina mmm.
4.Before your freinds insist on smellin your fingers , go in the bathroom or somewhere and wipe your sweaty ass with your and and maybe even fingertip your self (not sure how ? please revert to rosewoods coming out pamplet)
5.Have your buddies smell your fingers and listent to them howl about the smell of sweet pussy ,
6. Inform them that they where just loving your ass .
7.Laught repetedly until you shit your pants.
8.Get the hell out of there and go wash ur hands or just go right to work at wawa and start makin sandwiches.
Would You do it again?
yes
Was it Funny as Hell
Oh hell yes
Name
Wacker
Severity
3
Where
home
What Happend
mate to be honest i've never had a chick request or instigate her ring to be licked but i have licked a ring or two. most of them don't mind it , tickle's a little bit some say but never any of them have gone off from rim licking . i must say though getting my butt licked is great especially when yor partner is on her rags and your looking for other options to be satisfied, get her to suck your cock and lick your balls then when your close to cumming get her tongue your ass while your stroking your purple headed warrior and believe me the different sensation adds to the climax and you'll blow bigger load than ever!
Would You do it again?
Was it Funny as Hell
Name
K O B
Severity
6
Where
home
What Happend
I began seeing a young lady named ****. Very cute...5-2, 110 lbs or so. Prior to our coital affair I wrongfully guessed she would be like most others...tight.

I was in for a surprise alright...to this day, I wonder if she had vaginal muscle problems or even perhaps, moonlighted as a vaginal fisting sweetheart on the internet. Whatever the case...it felt like a hotdog in a hallway.

I literally could have clibed up on the bedpost and done a front One-and-a-Half followed by a strict pike position into her...and it still would have felt like a bucket of hot water. Though I was finished, I couldn't help but be rattled by the whole thing. I went home that night, tail between my legs...a humble man.

So no matter how much meat a man packs...there is some girl...out there...who wants and can take...a whole lot more. There is no perfect size...penis or vagina.
Would You do it again?
maybe
Was it Funny as Hell
Yes
Name
South
Severity
horendous
Where
who cares
What Happend
T MANN, thank god for you, this is the first legitament birddog story i have read since may. What in the shit is wrong with all you other fags who frequent this site, did you all stop banging bitches? Turn gay? dicks fall off? or couldn't think of any better fiction to make up? what is it you losers with your wands in hand reading this. If it wasn't for T MANN's lastest escapade I would send an email to the FCC to have this site shut down for gayness or lack thereof.
Now I know everyone is gonna make fun of me because I haven't been doing my usual birddoging, but there is a reason for this. Did you guys ever see the Cialis commercial where it says do not take cialis and drink alcohol in excess. Well I did this and let me tell you they are right. I had a boner for 8 hours straight while i was wasted and I couldn't even stand up without people laughing. After I banged the fatest girl at the bar I was hanging in, I proceeded to go out side and try to pipe a tree, fire hydraunt, and a squirrel, in no particular order.

After I had sex with my second HUGE BITCH of the night, i said to myself "I can't go on like this" and i tried to walk home with a telephone pole coming out of my pants, which was no easy task. When I tried to go to bed I put a hole in my mattress trying to bang that. I couldn't even sleep on my stomach because of the huge erection I had all night. Man did that suck.

Follow the instructions DO NOT MIX ALCOHOL WITH CIALIS. It is not cool. Eveer since then I am afraid to have sex with any girl because I may have a flashback of "THE HUGH BITCHES" I was with that night.
Would You do it again?
NO way
Was it Funny as Hell
sort of
Name
T-MANN
Severity
in agreement with South
Where
FLA
What Happend
I just have to confirm what South wrote about Little Nicky. I too witnessed some of that boys behavior and I have never seen a person behave like that before, and I don't think I ever will again. I wish I could put into words what he was doing but it can't be done. Fucking Animal, Bitches!
Would You do it again?
Was it Funny as Hell
Name
T-MANN
Severity
7
Where
pool
What Happend
I'm back. Last summer i show up at a high school pool party wasted and high as hell hoping to score, but never did i imagine the byrddog story that would formulate from this nite. So I show up around midnite to see several underage beautiful girls accompanied by some guy friends. Well it turns out that all night long, my good friend, and long time next door neighbor had been making out with this chick and was preparing on scoring with her, that is... until I arrived. I didn't even have to say one word to the girl. I was hanging out poolside smoking some drugs, when this girl my friend had been smooching yells to me and these other guys, "let's go skinny dipping." As I watch my buddies hesitate and fail to jump at this wonderful oppurtunity, I proceed to tear my clothes off and ask, "what are you guys, FAGS?" So I jump into the pool and slowly maneuver my way toward this nude princess and begin to finger blast her underwater for a while. As my slug began to stiffen, it made its way home, and soon I was piping this girl my friend had been going after all night long, while him and a few of my other friends were sitting just feet away. My friend and I still speak, but he will always remember this night, as will I. As for the girl, I haven't seen her since.
Would You do it again?
Yes
Was it Funny as Hell
Yes
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