I'm back. Last summer i show up at a high school pool party wasted and high as hell hoping to score, but never did i imagine the byrddog story that would formulate from this nite. So I show up around midnite to see several underage beautiful girls accompanied by some guy friends. Well it turns out that all night long, my good friend, and long time next door neighbor had been making out with this chick and was preparing on scoring with her, that is... until I arrived. I didn't even have to say one word to the girl. I was hanging out poolside smoking some drugs, when this girl my friend had been smooching yells to me and these other guys, "let's go skinny dipping." As I watch my buddies hesitate and fail to jump at this wonderful oppurtunity, I proceed to tear my clothes off and ask, "what are you guys, FAGS?" So I jump into the pool and slowly maneuver my way toward this nude princess and begin to finger blast her underwater for a while. As my slug began to stiffen, it made its way home, and soon I was piping this girl my friend had been going after all night long, while him and a few of my other friends were sitting just feet away. My friend and I still speak, but he will always remember this night, as will I. As for the girl, I haven't seen her since.