Mon Dec 30, 2019 22:49

Welcome to your new abode, suite 2020. Enjoy your stay at Hotel New Year's eve, where every night you can party like its 1999. A confederacy of confetti, with falling stars and stripes. We look forward to seeing you at our newly established establishment which is always establishing itself anew again and again and again. Goodnight. Sweet dreams. Tomorrow is never the same here and yesterday is unlike today, so forget your troubles and all your cares and have the best time of your life on the last night of the year.

-The Concierge

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